Wednesday, October 8

Some Like it Hot


So my friend, we will call her Fabulous, had a moment in her life that was seriously straight out of a movie. Really, things like this do not happen to us normal girls. But since she is Fabulous, it of course happens to her.

Fabulous works at a rather upscale restaurant in midtown. One of her managers, Dreamboat as we will call him, was leaving the company. So one night after the restaurant closed all the employees stayed after popping bottles of the bubbly to celebrate Dreamboat's last night. Fabulous and Dreamboat had always had a big brother/little sister type relationship. However, things changed that night.

Basically when Fabulous decided it was time to drag her drunk ass home, she went downstairs to the office to grab her things. Unbeknown to her, Dreamboat followed her. As she opened the door he came up behind her and whispered in her ear "I want to ____ you." Well the man is named Dreamboat for a reason, so what girl in their right mind would say no?!

Moral of the story, Fabulous had that great, passionate high-heels-still-on-skirt-pulled-above-your-waist-and-pulling-on-his-tie-to-bring-him-closer sex.


All I can say - good lord I sure as hell hope that happens to me one day. Don't you agree?



p.s. - his girlfriend still doesn't know ;)

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